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Question 1

YOU:

- have a scrum that gets stuffed
- have a lineout that misfires repeatedly
- have no idea how to deal with restarts
- have a leaking defence
- make error after error, after error

But you score 52 points, HOW ??????????

ANSWER: You play the worst professional team to appear at Spanners since the Border Reivers folded. Aironi were better than Hairyquims

Q2

KYLE SINCLAIR

Does his status as a British Lion devalue the name?

Answer: who gives a tankerswank?

Q3

MIKE BROWN

Did he enjoy his welcome?

Answer: Who fu'cking cares.
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Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins :lol: Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
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big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins :lol: Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:

There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
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big mervyn wrote:
big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins :lol: Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:

There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.
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justinr73 wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins :lol: Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:

There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.
I predicted that card at HT.
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big mervyn wrote:
justinr73 wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins :lol: Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:

There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.
I predicted that card at HT.
That card was a win for the crowd, they clearly got into his head & he was a chube waiting to sacrifice himself to a moment of villainy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brown, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy his role initially but I think it wore a bit thin on him, then he coughs up the final try.

Incidentally, got to love UR's "off the back of a well-worked scrum" the scrum was smashed but Reidy, I assume, did incredibly well to clear it whilst in reverse.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
justinr73 wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins :lol: Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:

There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.
I predicted that card at HT.
That card was a win for the crowd, they clearly got into his head & he was a chube waiting to sacrifice himself to a moment of villainy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brown, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy his role initially but I think it wore a bit thin on him, then he coughs up the final try.

Incidentally, got to love UR's "off the back of a well-worked scrum" the scrum was smashed but Reidy, I assume, did incredibly well to clear it whilst in reverse.

baggy... that scrum was going backwards in double quick time.. well done to Reidy.
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big mervyn wrote:
big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins :lol: Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:

There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
Brown didn't throw the pass it was the 15. Brown knocked on the forward pass.
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Well pointed out Lionel. The fullback has clearly modelled himself on his hero, Brown the despicable, he could have a career as a lookilikey.
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Sinkler won the Justin Marshall Memorial Trophy for Crowd Rapport.
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Stinkler probably took exception to someone in the crowd shouting encouragement to our scrum half...
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Deraless wrote:Stinkler probably took exception to someone in the crowd shouting encouragement to our scrum half...
Very good >clapping

Young Cooney must have been well pleased with the Roooo-an style tribute when he came off.

Decent players either ignore the barracking or respond with a bit of humour. Seen Quinnell, Castro, Parra all do that to good effect at Ravers. Even Ashton tends to take it on the chin and has even said nice things about us.
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GLENN CORNICK wrote:Sinkler won the Justin Marshall Memorial Trophy for Crowd Rapport.

Justin Marshall. What sweet memories.
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In fairness to sinks he did applaud the terrace on the lap of dishonour. Maybe sitting on the bench for the last 20 calmed him down a little.

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jean valjean wrote:In fairness to sinks he did applaud the terrace on the lap of dishonour. Maybe sitting on the bench for the last 20 calmed him down a little.

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