Jordi Murphy to Ulster

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Dave wrote:
Shan wrote:
rumncoke wrote:Is yank another word for jerk



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W@nk is what you are thinking of.
I was thinking of a sneaky one too.
Just found a durex in the bottom of the drawer, might have a posh one!

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Deraless wrote:
Dave wrote:
Shan wrote:
rumncoke wrote:Is yank another word for jerk



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W@nk is what you are thinking of.
I was thinking of a sneaky one too.
Just found a durex in the bottom of the drawer, might have a posh one!

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You're clearly not at PJ's
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Dave wrote:
Deraless wrote:
Dave wrote:
Shan wrote:
rumncoke wrote:Is yank another word for jerk



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W@nk is what you are thinking of.
I was thinking of a sneaky one too.
Just found a durex in the bottom of the drawer, might have a posh one!

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You're clearly not at PJ's
Surely if there's one lesson to be learned from the whole debacle, it's to maintain healthy stock levels.

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Stock levels had little to do with it don’t close the door , only one specimen was identified after 3 BJs none of the accused claimed PIV


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Jordi's dog has gone missing...Image
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Dog found :cheers:
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pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
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pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
see, that's the benefit of a stalker hiding in the bushes, well done pip on catching the runaway.
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Kofi Annan wrote:
pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
see, that's the benefit of a stalker hiding in the bushes, well done pip on catching the runaway.
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pip opened his raincoat ---- and the dog ran home

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big mervyn wrote:
Kofi Annan wrote:
pip14 wrote:Dog found :cheers:
see, that's the benefit of a stalker hiding in the bushes, well done pip on catching the runaway.
Bloody cyclists.
His own blood or the dog's? :shock:
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Thanks for the memories, Jordi. Enjoy your retirement.
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Dave wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 8:32 pm Thanks for the memories, Jordi. Enjoy your retirement.
Had a great career and gave his all. Shame injuries wrecked his last couple of seasons but had a number of very good performances for Ulster before then.

Would like to see him get a well deserved send off after the Edinburgh game
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