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Ulster vs Wasps

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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby rumncoke » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:23 pm

what has the band to do with rugby? Discuss !!



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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:31 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:I'm incredibly thick Grumps............and you are an utter ballix, but sure, we knew that already.

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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:33 pm

rumncoke wrote:what has the band to do with rugby? Discuss !!



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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:36 pm

Dave wrote:Potentially a big day on Tuesday.

Leap Tuesday? :scratch:
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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Dave » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:36 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
rumncoke wrote:what has the band to do with rugby? Discuss !!



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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Dave » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:37 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Dave wrote:Potentially a big day on Tuesday.

Leap Tuesday? :scratch:
We can't discuss it.
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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby jackthelad » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:53 pm

Tender wrote:Don't waste yer energy hating people Dave, don't even waste it ignoring them.

On Friday night, my resident wab-clampit stood up on his back legs (twice) after treatment was administered to Wasps players and screamed " He fuc'kin had treatment, he has to go off "
I've now attained a level of mindfulness which allows me to pity him.

I'm now hoping I haven't offended anyone by using the 'Wab-Clampit' description of the dopey Kunt who occupies the same row as myself in the Mem Stand.


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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby jackthelad » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:55 pm

rumncoke wrote:what has the band to do with rugby? Discuss !!



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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:58 pm

Dave wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
rumncoke wrote:what has the band to do with rugby? Discuss !!



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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Shan » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:02 pm

Dave wrote:I was standing in boo-boy central at one point in the first half. Me and my dad moved away from there for the second half. The guy behind me wasn't even shouting 'boo' it was more like 'woo'. He wooed everything. Every single decision by the ref against us, Wasps player's getting injured, even a scrum that wasn't going well got the wrong end of a woo. When I asked why he was wooing the scrum, he said he didn't know but he was keeping the ref honest. I suggested that it wouldn't change the refs mind if he wooed but he disagreed.

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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby Shan » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:08 pm

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I can see the headlines in the paper: "Highly sensitive Old Man commits suicide after being called out over Death Threat to Irish Rugby Legend, Brian O'Ballix". Right, I'm off to hang myself .............. though, given my memory loss and stupidity, I'll probably make it as far as the garage, hoke out the rope throw it over a beam and then wonder why I'm there and end up making a swing for the grandchildren that I don't currently possess.



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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby BaggyTrousers » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:11 pm

jackthelad wrote:
Tender wrote:Don't waste yer energy hating people Dave, don't even waste it ignoring them.

On Friday night, my resident wab-clampit stood up on his back legs (twice) after treatment was administered to Wasps players and screamed " He fuc'kin had treatment, he has to go off "
I've now attained a level of mindfulness which allows me to pity him.

I'm now hoping I haven't offended anyone by using the 'Wab-Clampit' description of the dopey Kunt who occupies the same row as myself in the Mem Stand.


By a remarkable coincidence I introduced the wab word to the locals here in Foreignastan. They really like it. They do need a lot of upgrading but I am here to help.


Has Fermain granted you missionary status, Jacko?

I hope to see him in a couple of weeks, if necessary I'll intercede on your behalf. >EW
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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby BaggyTrousers » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:15 pm

jackthelad wrote:
rumncoke wrote:what has the band to do with rugby? Discuss !!



What has Baggy's caustic wit to do with Rugby ? Discuss !!

Are Baggy's caustic comments wit ? Discuss !!

Has this post anything to do with Rugby ?
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Yip, I gave Rory one of my Caustic Ulster Frys, works wonders, he now farts flames.

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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby rumncoke » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:27 pm

I think you used Diesel instead to get that effect

luckily the wind was blowing the right direction or it might have been a fireball instead of a rugby ball

To bring the subject back to rugby



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Re: Ulster vs Wasps

Postby BR » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:30 pm

Dave wrote:I was standing in boo-boy central at one point in the first half. Me and my dad moved away from there for the second half. The guy behind me wasn't even shouting 'boo' it was more like 'woo'. He wooed everything. Every single decision by the ref against us, Wasps player's getting injured, even a scrum that wasn't going well got the wrong end of a woo. When I asked why he was wooing the scrum, he said he didn't know but he was keeping the ref honest. I suggested that it wouldn't change the refs mind if he wooed but he disagreed.

I hate people.

Was it you who gave me disapproving looks when I started a slow hand clap when Deysel went down for treatment in the 2nd half?

Based on the first half, I just thought it was the new Ulster way.
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