Ulster vs Wasps

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clivemcl wrote:
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Will Marcel be ready?
Yes, I think he's going round to Clive's house to watch it.
That reminds me, I need to get some biltong.
Enjoy the game Clive and don't be spitting the juice out on the carpet, I hear Marcell does that all the time because he was brought up in a cave and ate Lions raw. Bones here there and everybloodywhere. Messy big ballix.
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Does not one fecker need a ticket? Hate it going to waste.
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How many do you have?
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Just the one for the prom.
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damianmcr wrote:Just the one for the prom.
Saddest post ever. Please help Damo find a date for the prom.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Just the one for the prom.
Saddest post ever. Please help Damo find a date for the prom.
If he asks nicely, shirley Cockatrice could get him a Korean prostitute to go with?
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Just the one for the prom.
Saddest post ever. Please help Damo find a date for the prom.
If he asks nicely, shirley Cockatrice could get him a Korean prostitute to go with?
Damo was holding out for a Chinese one.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Just the one for the prom.
Saddest post ever. Please help Damo find a date for the prom.
If he asks nicely, shirley Cockatrice could get him a Korean prostitute to go with?
Ulster Rugby would like Damo to be aware that the E and W terraces are not advisable for Korean prostitutes and no concessionary rates are available.
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big mervyn wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Just the one for the prom.
Saddest post ever. Please help Damo find a date for the prom.
If he asks nicely, shirley Cockatrice could get him a Korean prostitute to go with?
Ulster Rugby would like Damo to be aware that the E and W terraces are not advisable for Korean prostitutes and no concessionary rates are available.
Eventsec would like to remind patrons that it is forbidden to stand or even significantly slow down in the DMZ. Failure to comply will result in crippling sanctions.
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Is the ticket for game still available
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Just checked in and I see nothing but insanity ...........Korean prostitutes, FFFS, Eventsec going to cripple laggards, Jesus H Christ........................
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:Just checked in and I see nothing but insanity ...........Korean prostitutes, FFFS, Eventsec going to cripple laggards, Jesus H Christ........................
That's wot lack of Genius does fer ya.

Question is, is crippling laggards a penalty offence? should it be a yellow, or even a red card?

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Vanhelsing wrote:Is the ticket for game still available
Oh aye, Damo has been trying to shift that thing for weeks but as soon as there is a date included, you're interested. Out of the closest, pal.
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My Dad says all that Asian stuff tastes the same.

We are talking about food arent we :duh:
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Wasps complaining about 5 day turn round

They have the AP to blame for that they knew the kick off against Ulster was going to be a Friday and even delaying the game Ulster would still have an additional 2 days to prepare .


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