Ulster V Connacht

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The answer is they are both no arm tackles ,regardless of intention ,the only difference is timing .


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Radies and Gentermen .... I have carred this pless confelence because I can take it no more...

As flom today I Kim Jung-un am letiring flom this folum ... why you say ... I terr you why ...

Baggy is a lacist, that's why ... Tlump I can hander ... even Res and him not picking Cave and Rudi ...

But he carred Lum a BOY ... a BOY for flig sake ... I disgusted.

I was in two minds whether to send eric lound to UAFC and knock your barrix in ... !
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Cornerfleg wrote:
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Radies and Gentermen .... I have carred this pless confelence because I can take it no more...

As flom today I Kim Jung-un am letiring flom this folum ... why you say ... I terr you why ...

Baggy is a lacist, that's why ... Tlump I can hander ... even Res and him not picking Cave and Rudi ...

But he carred Lum a BOY ... a BOY for flig sake ... I disgusted.

I was in two minds whether to send eric lound to UAFC and knock your barrix in ... !
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Frag, behave or I will taunt you most severely by singing Erton John's crassic, Locketman.
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Herro peopor of Ulstel ....

Arrow me to intloduce myserf ... My name is Eric ... I am Kim Jun-Un's bestie ... he don't want to speak to you any mor ... cos he say Baggy is a lacists ... and no one takes Tommy from Comba any serious.

Now Kim is as gay as da next man ... but he, he says Lum is a genius ... Maybe a gay genius ... he is dat good yes!

If Lum gets offended it puts Kim off his lockets ... and ret me tell you .. dat is bad news for me ...

By da way do you rike my medars .. ?
I rove medars ... I got more tin dan Ulsta ... hahahahah I clack a good joke yeah?

Now Kim say just cos Lum call Freg a Co'nerboy it doesn't count, Co'nerboy is a term of affection and lespect in Kolea.

Kim rike leading when Mike tell us about Tlevo Blennan ... he say stop terr Mike to shut up ...

Kim rearn all about lugby flom leading Lum's post ... we pray lugby here in Kolea ... with a blick 4 ramposts and 4G conclete ... everyone pray with a Number 6 on the back ... and we arr broddy good at it ..." we know are shi'" ... [© Lum] Dats what we arr say when we tly and speak rike Lum when we stop a game for da amburance to alive.

Kim arso want to than' Lum for teach him how to lead and lite good Engrish and know what arr da wee dots are for on the keyboard ...
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Gleetings new flen of Kim, In Kolea is you rike the Peahlie Kings and dat, innit?

Lacist? Lacist? I kick you borrix up and down Kingspan pitch you sirry iriot.
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My brother in law is married to a Korean. Despite speaking very good English she does indeed pronounce her Ls as Rs. Unfortunately, for comedic reasons, the reverse is not true - why would it be?

She was delighted to get roast ramb for dinner - nearly right on that one :lol:

After one vist to Belfast she also does a good impression of the Norn Irn accent :thumleft:
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Don't trust those North Koreans as I once ordered two Chinese prostitutes in Dubai and got two North Koreans...... couldn't tell the difference
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What happened when you asked them to go south?
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All this Kolea business is all werr and good, but did anybody notice during the match last weekend that Charlie fell over and the crowd got a bit agitated about something?

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned it. :shock:

Did anyone notice what happened? :scratch:
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How long have those boys been in the cubs?
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The one in the middr rooks rike a totar clunt.
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