2017/18 Your Ulster Expectations

[bazzaj]

We should definitely best the Dragons away.
Possibly.

[Eggs]

We can't beat treviso away, can't see how the dragons will be any different

[Russ]

We can't beat treviso away, can't see how the dragons will be any different

We beat Treviso and lost to Zebre
Can't see us beating Kings

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[Eggs]

Quite right Russ, hard to keep track of our humiliating matches..!

[Dave]

Hopefully we will be able to muddle through November with Kings (Away) and Benetton (Home), but even still doing this without our Irish international contingent, and a decent injury list who knows..... I then see a massive problem..... I'm predicting we could go the entire months of December and January without a win / one win.

Dragons (Away) 1/12/17
Yes the Dragons are mud but we always struggle to beat them at Rodney Parade.
Don't see us beating anyone away from home.

Harlequins (Away) 10/12/17
As above do not see us beating anyone away from home.

Harlequins (Home) 15/12/17
Should win this but not a given, after getting pasted at The Stoop the week before. Five day turnaround. Only potential win.

Connacht (Away) 23/12/17
Struggled to put them away at home, they showed they are regaining form beating a handy Munster team at the weekend. At the Sportsground they'll be formidable..

Munster (Home) 01/12/17
Beat us home and away last season.

Leinster (Away) 06/01/17
Massacre

La Rochelle (Home) 13/01/17
Potential for a massacre, La Rochelle chasing a home quarter final.

Wasps (Away) 20/01/17
Wasps potentially chasing for the pool with ourselves well and truly out of it.

Anyone throw any sunshine on this?

We will beat quins home/away they are dung. Dragons are pitiful, they will get hammered. Munster were absolutely terrible. People might complain about Lele but watch Keatley for an awful 10. We will beat Connacht and Munster.

If the lineout didn't completely go to brad pitt then the second half yesterday would have been as tight as the first. We could have won or lost but it would have been tight. A potential defeat in the return fixture to Leinster in the RDS is no disgrace but we will run them close.

LaRochelle are a different animal away from home. Their defence is vulnerable.

**Disclaimer - the above is based on us not having a lineout meltdown, circa 47 unforced errors, team overstocked with daves etc**

[bazzaj]

And posting whilst under the influence of substances.

[Cockatrice]

I expect more free tickets or I won't be back ....

[Dave]

We will win the pro 14 this year.

[Rooster]

We will win the pro 14 this year.

What illegal substance are you on ?

[Dave]

We will win the pro 14 this year.

What illegal substance are you on ?

All of them

[Cornerfleg]

I'd look for a new dealer dude ... your guy is obviously cutting drain cleaner with asbestos ...

[Dave]

I'd look for a new dealer dude ... your guy is obviously cutting drain cleaner with asbestos ...

I've been getting headaches

[Cornerfleg]

It's for rubbing on your ACLs ....

[bazzaj]

Dave please stay off these substances.
I used to take Ulster are magic mushrooms before every game.
The very same ones that most journalists are on and small partial sits on.
I mean it's great at the time to hallucinate Robbie Diack carrying over the gain line or seeing us throwing straight in the lineout but the come down is hell.

[Dave]

Dave please stay off these substances.
I used to take Ulster are magic mushrooms before every game.
The very same ones that most journalists are on and small partial sits on.
I mean it's great at the time to hallucinate Robbie Diack carrying over the gain line or seeing us throwing straight in the lineout but the come down is hell.

I'll keep taking them because reality is grim.