He's more Duct Tape than man now....

[Cornerfleg]

What a way to go Dave.... 300lbs of fertiliser shoved into a Tuba.... Allah Akbar during 'I'll Tell Me Ma' it would be quick and painless, there may be collateral damage.... But your name would make it onto the legends wall Dave....

[solidarity]

Normally I don't mind the band but tonight their choice of song was dreadful. A farewell lament in the middle of the match? Catch yerselves on.

As for Rodders... I wouldn't have him near me.

[222toHounslow]

Best time is when Ulster have the put in at the lineout, stupid feckers still haven't worked it out. The great man leaves us with his head held high and they play a funeral dirge. Bellends

[Cornerfleg]

Answer, spend the summer teaching Dave Ah Feck to play the Tuba.... Then pack it full of Semtex....

We have to wait for next season.... But in the long run... Worth it.

[Snipe Watson]

Normally I don't mind the band but tonight their choice of song was dreadful. A farewell lament in the middle of the match? Catch yerselves on.

As for Rodders... I wouldn't have him near me.

I'm in the same boat. I generally ignore the band, but today............ absolute scour.

[damianmcr]

Watching the match again. Thirteen mins in and during a scrum the sweat is dripping right off Rodney.

[justinr73]

Watching the match again. Thirteen mins in and during a scrum the sweat is dripping right off Rodney.

OK.

So is it just blood and tears you're looking for now then?

[Dave]

Justy, I take it you've never had to iron Rodney's top?

[boringperson12]

Duck tape his mouth closed for a month and there might be chance he could be turned into a rugby player...

[rocky]

Normally I don't mind the band but tonight their choice of song was dreadful. A farewell lament in the middle of the match? Catch yerselves on.

Not only a farewell lament but it was "Now is the hour" which, as anyone with any rugby knowledge knows is an old Maori melody, played at the end of tours in Kiwiland.
Feck all to do with South Africa!

[Polly Cotton]

The band has to go.

[Gerald the Mole]

I get what they were trying to do, but.

Sunset glow fades in the west,
Night o'er the valley is creeping!
Birds cuddle down in their nest,
Soon all the world will be sleeping

And now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here

True lovers often must part,
Kiss me, then leave me to sorrow!
Here love, I give you my heart,
You will return some glad morrow

But now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here.

[Dave]

I get what they were trying to do, but.

Sunset glow fades in the west,
Night o'er the valley is creeping!
Birds cuddle down in their nest,
Soon all the world will be sleeping

And now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here

True lovers often must part,
Kiss me, then leave me to sorrow!
Here love, I give you my heart,
You will return some glad morrow

But now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here.

Errrrrrbody sing it wit me!

Catchy tune that.

[big mervyn]

The band has to go.

Mrs BM asked me "if everyone hates them, why do they keep playing?"

[UlsterNo9]

The band has to go.

Mrs BM asked me "if everyone hates them, why do they keep playing?"

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