He's more Duct Tape than man now....
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- Cornerfleg
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
What a way to go Dave.... 300lbs of fertiliser shoved into a Tuba.... Allah Akbar during 'I'll Tell Me Ma' it would be quick and painless, there may be collateral damage.... But your name would make it onto the legends wall Dave....
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Normally I don't mind the band but tonight their choice of song was dreadful. A farewell lament in the middle of the match? Catch yerselves on.
As for Rodders... I wouldn't have him near me.
As for Rodders... I wouldn't have him near me.
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Best time is when Ulster have the put in at the lineout, stupid feckers still haven't worked it out. The great man leaves us with his head held high and they play a funeral dirge. Bellends
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Answer, spend the summer teaching Dave Ah Feck to play the Tuba.... Then pack it full of Semtex....
We have to wait for next season.... But in the long run... Worth it.
We have to wait for next season.... But in the long run... Worth it.
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
I'm in the same boat. I generally ignore the band, but today............ absolute scour.solidarity wrote:Normally I don't mind the band but tonight their choice of song was dreadful. A farewell lament in the middle of the match? Catch yerselves on.
As for Rodders... I wouldn't have him near me.
Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Watching the match again. Thirteen mins in and during a scrum the sweat is dripping right off Rodney.
Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
OK.damianmcr wrote:Watching the match again. Thirteen mins in and during a scrum the sweat is dripping right off Rodney.
So is it just blood and tears you're looking for now then?
Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Justy, I take it you've never had to iron Rodney's top?
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Duck tape his mouth closed for a month and there might be chance he could be turned into a rugby player...
Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Not only a farewell lament but it was "Now is the hour" which, as anyone with any rugby knowledge knows is an old Maori melody, played at the end of tours in Kiwiland.solidarity wrote:Normally I don't mind the band but tonight their choice of song was dreadful. A farewell lament in the middle of the match? Catch yerselves on.
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
I get what they were trying to do, but.
Sunset glow fades in the west,
Night o'er the valley is creeping!
Birds cuddle down in their nest,
Soon all the world will be sleeping
And now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here
True lovers often must part,
Kiss me, then leave me to sorrow!
Here love, I give you my heart,
You will return some glad morrow
But now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here.
Sunset glow fades in the west,
Night o'er the valley is creeping!
Birds cuddle down in their nest,
Soon all the world will be sleeping
And now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here
True lovers often must part,
Kiss me, then leave me to sorrow!
Here love, I give you my heart,
You will return some glad morrow
But now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here.
Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Errrrrrbody sing it wit me!Gerald the Mole wrote:I get what they were trying to do, but.
Sunset glow fades in the west,
Night o'er the valley is creeping!
Birds cuddle down in their nest,
Soon all the world will be sleeping
And now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here
True lovers often must part,
Kiss me, then leave me to sorrow!
Here love, I give you my heart,
You will return some glad morrow
But now is the hour when we must say goodbye,
Soon you'll be sailing far across the sea,
While you're away, o, then remember me,
When you return, you'll find me waiting here.
Catchy tune that.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
Mrs BM asked me "if everyone hates them, why do they keep playing?"Polly Cotton wrote:The band has to go.
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Re: He's more Duct Tape than man now....
££££££££££££££££££big mervyn wrote:Mrs BM asked me "if everyone hates them, why do they keep playing?"Polly Cotton wrote:The band has to go.
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