Season Ticket - Renewing or Not

[Cornerfleg]

I'm all a tiz here ... I thought I caught a glimpse of a lonely feck wandering about my attic with a Pro 12 scarf on ... it was just a glimpse but I'm not sure if it was mine ... I have absolutely zero fecks to give about the Super Diddy Cup ... I actually hit negative fecks about the 6 Nations this year ... as for the Lions ... they couldn't muster a feck from me if they crammed me full of Syrup of Fecks and waited with rubber gloves on by trap 2 for a month ... just where the hell do you think I am actually going to find a feck about Lintorn or Glenfield - anst ta gawd????

[Russ]

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[caledoniancelt]

I've just moved house
Upon moving I found my URSC badges

Straight in the bin

Spotted Pip walking up the Ormeau Road earlier with some shiny new badges on his lapel.

I burnt my URSC polo shirt 2 years ago.
Wouldn't go near Ravers anymore to watch a shower of overpaid poseurs on the pitch
(and on the terraces and in the stands.)

SUFTUM UAB!!!!!!!!!!

[BaggyTrousers]

I've never owned a URSC shirt of any description but have a handsome collection of URSC lapel badges that I keep very glossy and intend to leave them to be divided between Russ & Pip on my shuffling off to join the bleedin' choir celestial.

[big mervyn]

Are polo shirts not a bit naff?

[BaggyTrousers]

Are polo shirts not a bit naff?

Especially if playing polo.

[Gary]

And really naff if it's water polo.

[caledoniancelt]

Are polo shirts not a bit naff?

Only when worn with upturned collar apparently.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Are polo shirts not a bit naff?

I'm wearing one now - not a URSC one

Mint colour, it is.

Has a hole through the middle of it.

[Tender]

Indeed, polo shirts are only naff when the collars are turned up. The yanks refer to the folk who wear them turned up as 'Pop Collar Jocks' but we usually just call them wang-kers.
FFS if polo shirts were reclassified as 'Naff' I wouldn't be able to sport my two brand spanking UR polos around the pool on me holibops this summer.

[Russ]

I pop my collar
Often wear a second polo and pop both

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[Cap'n Grumpy]

FFS if polo shirts were reclassified as 'Naff' I wouldn't be able to sport my two brand spanking UR polos around the pool on me holibops this summer.

Why not?

Shoor we all think yer naff anyway!

[scrum5]

Are polo shirts not a bit naff?

I'm wearing one now - not a URSC one

Mint colour, it is.

Has a hole through the middle of it.

[BaggyTrousers]

Are polo shirts not a bit naff?

I'm wearing one now - not a URSC one

Mint colour, it is.

Has a hole through the middle of it.

Don't encourage him FFFS, he'll be thinking he's funny again. Mind you, I did chuckle myself.

[Tender]

I'm struggling to shake the mental picture of middle aged men wearing polo shirts, collars popped and a cashmere V-neck draped over their shoulders, Farrah slacks, loafers with MX5 keys in hand and Aviators on the balding head...
I prefer the mental picture of Beyoncé and Salma Hayek fighting naked, over which one gets to sit on my face.