Season Ticket - Renewing or Not
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- BaggyTrousers
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If you get Beyonce Tender, I'll have Salma polish my coupon every day of every week, got to love Hispanic ladies.Tighter End wrote:I'm struggling to shake the mental picture of middle aged men wearing polo shirts, collars popped and a cashmere V-neck draped over their shoulders, Farrah slacks, loafers with MX5 keys in hand and Aviators on the balding head...
I prefer the mental picture of Beyoncé and Salma Hayek fighting naked, over which one gets to sit on my face.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Beyoncé could probably sit on both yer bakes with a bit to spare.BaggyTrousers wrote:If you get Beyonce Tender, I'll have Salma polish my coupon every day of every week, got to love Hispanic ladies.Tighter End wrote:I'm struggling to shake the mental picture of middle aged men wearing polo shirts, collars popped and a cashmere V-neck draped over their shoulders, Farrah slacks, loafers with MX5 keys in hand and Aviators on the balding head...
I prefer the mental picture of Beyoncé and Salma Hayek fighting naked, over which one gets to sit on my face.
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Re: Season Ticket - Renewing or Not
Always nice to receive an email from UR
One week to renew.
If you do not renew by 31st May your seats will be automatically be removed from your account! (All in bold too!)
Such an encouragement you are UR.
One week to renew.
If you do not renew by 31st May your seats will be automatically be removed from your account! (All in bold too!)
Such an encouragement you are UR.
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an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport,
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an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport,
I'm Not an expert, not always right, I'm just enthusiastic....well most of the time!
Re: Season Ticket - Renewing or Not
Could habeen worse, they could have said you would be terminatedSparkyClarky wrote:Always nice to receive an email from UR
One week to renew.
If you do not renew by 31st May your seats will be automatically be removed from your account! (All in bold too!)
Such an encouragement you are UR.
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Don't get the wife's hopes up rooster! Lol
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an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport,
I'm Not an expert, not always right, I'm just enthusiastic....well most of the time!
an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport,
I'm Not an expert, not always right, I'm just enthusiastic....well most of the time!
- BaggyTrousers
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Well I've been in a white now. No regrets when out new signing us announced. As a learned and wise man said to me last knight, it'll be a belter it's only our planned ones that are crap.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Am I missing something, or should I be eternally grateful the Great Wasps have lowered themselves and agreed to play us in a pre-season friendly ON A FECKIN THURSDAY NIGHT?
Traffic chaos as supporters and bakebookers fight the rush hour traffic to get a spot on the terracing to get a view.
Still, be worth it to laugh at Wade and Cyprusgrannie performing their over rehearsed Wendyball try celebration. Big girls blouses springs to mind.
Just remembered, I will no longer need to rock up to Spanners an hour before kick-off just to get a good spot, as by then I'll have my newly allocated seat in the Mem stand. Life is good if you don't weaken.
Traffic chaos as supporters and bakebookers fight the rush hour traffic to get a spot on the terracing to get a view.
Still, be worth it to laugh at Wade and Cyprusgrannie performing their over rehearsed Wendyball try celebration. Big girls blouses springs to mind.
Just remembered, I will no longer need to rock up to Spanners an hour before kick-off just to get a good spot, as by then I'll have my newly allocated seat in the Mem stand. Life is good if you don't weaken.
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As I have moved to Foreignastan I will miss the Old place but after almost 60 years of it I'm sort of o.k. about it. FOLK.
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The old place is gone, we're a plastic artificial Saracens without the talent.jackthelad wrote:As I have moved to Foreignastan I will miss the Old place but after almost 60 years of it I'm sort of o.k. about it. FOLK.
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When do we play Northampton
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jackthelad wrote:As I have moved to Foreignastan I will miss the Old place but after almost 60 years of it I'm sort of o.k. about it. FOLK.
Congratulations Jack on making the great escape. T'was only yesterday I was thinking that most ould lads like us are content to sit in comfortable resignation that this shithole is the extent of their horizons. I wish you many happy decades of your new and improved life.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
Re: Season Ticket - Renewing or Not
SparkyClarky wrote:Always nice to receive an email from UR
One week to renew.
If you do not renew by 31st May your seats will be automatically be removed from your account! (All in bold too!)
Such an encouragement you are UR.
One week to renew.
We appreciate this season just past has been tough. We've underachieved badly. We know there are different time and monetary pressures on everyone, so coming to Ravenhill to support Ulster can never be taken for granted. While we will endeavour to right the wrongs of last season, we rely on supporters like yourself to help achieve this. If you no longer wish to support Ulster, we apologise for not meeting your expectations, whether that be on or off the field and hope you will return to Ravenhill soon. If you wish to continue to support us without a season ticket, we thank you for your continued support. If however, you wish to renew, please be aware that on the 1st June, your currently allocated seats will become available for anyone else to purchase for their season ticket(s). If they are sold to someone else after that date, we cannot re-allocate them to yourself.
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Guys, UR do not give a flying Feçk , they know fans will turn up, watch the shiité on display, go home Bakebook #wearebrill #suftum count up the hashtags , make sure they meet the kpis and repeat.
They lost me a long time ago, Ravenhill used to an enjoyable experience, it's not, unless your a Moron who buys into the ice hockey plastic shiît
They lost me a long time ago, Ravenhill used to an enjoyable experience, it's not, unless your a Moron who buys into the ice hockey plastic shiît
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Yes yes and thrice yes ... the cause, soul or heart or whatever you want to call it, of Ulster rugby has gone, and as the numbers add up no one cares.Kofi Annan wrote:Guys, UR do not give a flying Feçk , they know fans will turn up, watch the shiité on display, go home Bakebook #wearebrill #suftum count up the hashtags , make sure they meet the kpis and repeat.
They lost me a long time ago, Ravenhill used to an enjoyable experience, it's not, unless your a Moron who buys into the ice hockey plastic shiît
If you care about UR I suggest you stop, as that care is not reciprocated
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