Dave Ah Feck up before the beak tomorrow...

[Cornerfleg]

... Totally distraught after being sent off last week Dave Ah Feck has, by his own admission and as can bee seen here - been on self imposed starvation rations as he nervously awaits the verdict tomorrow in Edinburgh....

[BaggyTrousers]

If he's up before a Scottish beak, that's his season over so I think we can all agree to down tools at 11 pm tomorrow morning for a minute round of applause to thank Dave for a fine first season as a Dave.

Fine effort sir.

[rumncoke]

you'd need a mouth as big as her in doors to eat that.

I actually think from looking at it he may get off lightly because I doubt if there was mal intent . He stopped realising he over run the attacker realised he was going get hit by a play running at pace and braced himself for the hit. ie it was a body check by default rather than intent.

Stupid yes yes yes but players have done worse and walked away.

[Rovi Snave]

He deserves a life sentence - time he moved on

[Cornerfleg]

Logie seems to be getting rid of Dave Clarke, Dave Doak and Dave Ah Feck piece by piece .... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39416944

[Rooster]

Logie seems to be getting rid of Dave Clarke, Dave Doak and Dave Ah Feck piece by piece .... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39416944

Dave Ah Feck is the one who clogged the system up though, probably take heavy lifting gear in to get him removed.

[Dave]

p is dung.

[Russ]

Logie seems to be getting rid of Dave Clarke, Dave Doak and Dave Ah Feck piece by piece .... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39416944

Was Logie not CEO there?

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[shamalicious]

Regardless of the outcome, I don't want to see Dave playing in an Ulster shirt this season. And if he returns next season, he needs to be given a massive kick up the Brennan and come back with a bit of professionalism.

[Dave]

Regardless of the outcome, I don't want to see Dave playing in an Ulster shirt this season. And if he returns next season, he needs to be given a massive kick up the Brennan and come back with a bit of professionalism.

Hurtful

[shamalicious]

Regardless of the outcome, I don't want to see Dave playing in an Ulster shirt this season. And if he returns next season, he needs to be given a massive kick up the Brennan and come back with a bit of professionalism.

Hurtful

I know, some fan I am [WINKING FACE] #UAB

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[Tender]

The shoulder charge is only one of the offences under investigation, Bryn has asked if the more significant charge of fraud (Taking wages under false pretences)could be heard at the same time.
Rodders meanwhile, is loving Haggisland and has been experiencing the deep fried battered Pizza, Mars Bars, Haggis, Steak'n'Kidney pies, breakfast sausage and children's bicycles(long story).
Another season like this one and he'll be lucky to get a contract to carry the kit for C.I.Y.M.S. Ladies.
He refer to my previous post...He's a lazy Kunt

[Dave]

Rod is training hard (in your endo).

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSJR2y_B0TQ/

[Dave]

If he gets a ban we are down to the bare bones if Herbst is crocked.

[Tender]

Dave, that step to the left leads me to believe he followed up with a jump to the right, then he'll put his hands on his hips and do feck all cubed for the foreseeable.