An open letter to Ulster Rugby

[Dave]

I bet you 50 quid he has a big sponge finger!

We don't want to know how you know this.

[Cornerfleg]

What goes on tour stays on tour Dave ...

[thecrouch]

What goes on tour stays on tour Dave ...

Where did he stick it?

Dunghatch or pee pipe?

[Cornerfleg]

It made Willie Anderson blush ... that's all I'm saying ....


and for the record no Argentinian sheep were harmed ...

[Dave]

What goes on tour stays on tour Dave ...

Where did he stick it?

Dunghatch or pee pipe?

I hear he put it in a trifle afterwards.

[Cornerfleg]

I wonder did Jenny Pitman ever get that saddle back again ... mind you if I'm being honest and I was her ... I'd have burned it.

[Dave]

Where do you put yours?

[Cornerfleg]

Are you saying Kofi goes to a Giants game with a huge Victoria sponge on the end of his arm?????

[Dave]

Are you saying Kofi goes to a Giants game with a huge Victoria sponge on the end of his arm?????

No of course not. I hear he only goes to the free 'A' fixtures.

[Cornerfleg]

Real fan ....

[Tender]

Baggy, like myself thoughts such as these torment the soul and keep us pacing the floor well into the wee hours...
It does show how much we care, in spite of our protestations to the contrary. We should all throw our considerable collective weight behind such an open letter, so the powers that be don't dismiss it as the drunken ravings of an insomniac curmudgeon.

[nonplussed]

it will get short shrift, any comms sent to UR with any level of criticism are shown contempt... the only way to make them care is by voting with your feet. Don't go, don't renew ST, and engage with your local club for beer banter and proper rugby criac

[Cracker]

Totally with you Baggy. The powers that be are treating the really loyal fans with contempt but they are ok with all their freebies so do they really care? We have one of the most loyal and biggest fan base on these islands who unlike other provinces like Munster don't vanish when things are not going well. However their patience is not unlimited and seems to be getting near to breaking point both on this site and with to ones I personally know. Ulster Branch take note urgently.

[thecrouch]

Ulster need to be releasing some positive news in the next few weeks.

#1 has to be the replacement of the current assistant coaches. Another few years of Doak and Clarke without Pienaar would get even the most foul of the pom-pom wavers to start questioning their loyalty.

[BaggyTrousers]

I bet you 50 quid he has a big sponge finger!

I'd love to see that.