They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.Russ wrote:UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehandDave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
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Scarlets Friday night
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Finally getting some use out of the auld URSC lanyard.Dave wrote:They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.Russ wrote:UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehandDave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
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Don't forget it's all to the rhythm of UTID and has to be finished by the end of the dittybig mervyn wrote:Finally getting some use out of the auld URSC lanyard.Dave wrote:They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.Russ wrote:UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehandDave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
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From behind?Dave wrote:They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.Russ wrote:UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehandDave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
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Will the new tackles laws apply? Will Baggy concede an early try? Will beagle come off the bench?
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No tackles in the head areaDave wrote:Will the new tackles laws apply? Will Baggy concede an early try? Will beagle come off the bench?
Hard luck baggy
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Maybe a jump start from his ballix?Dave wrote: Will beagle come off the bench?
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Only a fool wraps his toolthecrouch wrote:Remember baggy, wear a sheath.
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Unless Baggy goes bareback there will be no BP for Ulster.
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Cheeky Ballix, works just fine thanks for your interest.thecrouch wrote:Does it still work at your age?BaggyTrousers wrote:
Quote Crouchie: Ah now Wee Woman, Paris is a great city for having romantic sex in.
Why do you think I'm heading there on Friday Crouchie, I'm off to exercise my long felt want.
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Speak for yourself sonny. You remind me of the old story of Daddy Bull & his son.Russ wrote:UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehandDave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
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They stand at the top of the meadow & Sonny Bull says, Dad I'm horny, lets run down the hill and fu@k a cow. Daddy Bull says, you've a lot to learn sonny, lets walk down the hill and fu@k all the cows.
Some day Russ you too might become a Daddy Bull. Mind you not sure if you have the makin's, Sonny.
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Birthday is on Friday Dave so if you're right I will be guaranteeing a 5 pointer. After all, what else can you give the woman with almost everything?Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
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Cialis and Buckfast... Who says romance is dead? Picking yer way through the poodle shyte and blasting Ventolin into yer lungs to stem the irritation of the odour from thousands of unwashed frogs doused in Paco-Robanne and surrounded by Gitane smoke.
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Don't you listen to these cheeky bitches Baggy, we're all just jealous.
Beautiful City.
Don't you listen to these cheeky bitches Baggy, we're all just jealous.
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Russ wrote:Don't forget it's all to the rhythm of UTID and has to be finished by the end of the dittybig mervyn wrote:Finally getting some use out of the auld URSC lanyard.Dave wrote:They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.Russ wrote:UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehandDave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
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Shyte, you do have a lot to learn.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.