Scarlets Friday night

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Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehand

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They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.
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Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehand

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They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.
Finally getting some use out of the auld URSC lanyard. :thumleft:
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big mervyn wrote:
Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehand

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They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.
Finally getting some use out of the auld URSC lanyard. :thumleft:
Don't forget it's all to the rhythm of UTID and has to be finished by the end of the ditty

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Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehand

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They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.
From behind?

Surely all good Ulster men are missionary only?
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Will the new tackles laws apply? Will Baggy concede an early try? Will beagle come off the bench?
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Dave wrote:Will the new tackles laws apply? Will Baggy concede an early try? Will beagle come off the bench?
No tackles in the head area
Hard luck baggy

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Dave wrote: Will beagle come off the bench?
Maybe a jump start from his ballix?
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Remember baggy, wear a sheath.
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thecrouch wrote:Remember baggy, wear a sheath.
Only a fool wraps his tool
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Unless Baggy goes bareback there will be no BP for Ulster.
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thecrouch wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Quote Crouchie:
Ah now Wee Woman, Paris is a great city for having romantic sex in.

Why do you think I'm heading there on Friday Crouchie, I'm off to exercise my long felt want. >EW
Does it still work at your age?




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Cheeky Ballix, works just fine thanks for your interest. :lol:
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Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehand

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Speak for yourself sonny. You remind me of the old story of Daddy Bull & his son.

They stand at the top of the meadow & Sonny Bull says, Dad I'm horny, lets run down the hill and fu@k a cow. Daddy Bull says, you've a lot to learn sonny, lets walk down the hill and fu@k all the cows.

Some day Russ you too might become a Daddy Bull. :lol: :lol: :lol: Mind you not sure if you have the makin's, Sonny. >EW
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Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
Birthday is on Friday Dave so if you're right I will be guaranteeing a 5 pointer. After all, what else can you give the woman with almost everything? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Cialis and Buckfast... Who says romance is dead? Picking yer way through the poodle shyte and blasting Ventolin into yer lungs to stem the irritation of the odour from thousands of unwashed frogs doused in Paco-Robanne and surrounded by Gitane smoke.
Beautiful City.
Don't you listen to these cheeky bitches Baggy, we're all just jealous.
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Russ wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:If Baggy bangs his bird, I reckon we will get a BP win versus Exeter.
UR fans only have sex if they say UAB 3 times beforehand

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They sing SUFTUM to get a boner. Then do it from behind, to get behind the team.
Finally getting some use out of the auld URSC lanyard. :thumleft:
Don't forget it's all to the rhythm of UTID and has to be finished by the end of the ditty

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Shyte, you do have a lot to learn. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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