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big mervyn wrote:I'm back for Clermont, Connacht and Leinster. Haven't seen a live game since September so have a few fecks saved for all of those.
Never took you as a man to be feckless Merv. :thumleft:
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Russ wrote:With Janny still undergoing Himmy Protocols, we may have a chance in Dublin
Wise words Russ.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Russ wrote:With Janny still undergoing Himmy Protocols, we may have a chance in Dublin
Wise words Russ.
I'm really worried about his himmy

Did anyone see George North hurt him Himmy at the weekend abd get sent out to keep playing?
His Himmy Assessment Questions must be 2+2 and who is the coach of Wales, all whilst there is a picture of 4 Gatlands on the wall
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CIMANFOREVER wrote:
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Dublin4 wrote:Patronising? In Dublin 4, of all places?

Not at all. You confuse our inherent politeness and cosmopolitan generosity as we say "jolly good sports" to our Ulster friends on New Year's Eve.

You won't get that in Thomond Park. :lol:
You know what else you don't get in Thomond Park?

Blokes wearing pink work shirts underneath Leinster jerseys trying to sell you insurance or sell you a horse while offering you a glass of prosecco and a smoked salmon canapé.
And that's in the cheap seats...
OARDS is not so much prawn sandwiches as beluga caviar and blini's, oh and flexible NIQ rules... :duck:
Ochh I don't know, I met a few gurriers at the 2013 final in what they laughingly refer to as a terrace, blackarsehole of Calcutta more like it.

Mexicans do though appear better stocked for Hooray Henrys (no offence to any decent Henry reading this of course) than most but I did witness an inter-Mexican Boys in blue on Boys in blue fight outside Twickinghouse and they had just won the Heino. Cougers to a man, wee cranky jackeen ballixes whose favoured form of attack on one of the opposition jackeen bollixes was to sneak up behind him and rabbit punch the sucker.

The last I heard of it, as we walked on chortling, was, "Oh for focks sake Jarlaith, knock it off, the little toerag is not worth it". Wise words as blood was trickling from Jarlaith's bake............ the toerag would probably have killed him eventually. Must say it wasn't fulsome consolation for our troubles that day but came close to putting a smile back on my fiss.
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Leinster: our plan worked to get rid of Pienaar.

Irfu: his contract was up anyway. Not sure what you mean...

Leinster: we have plenty of forwards so maybe we could cut down on NIQs.

IRFU: that could pose a problem for Ulst...... ohhhhhh I see...

Leinster: we want a free shot at the pro 12 for the next few years. Oh and thanks for Lam too.

IRFU: Don't know what you mean...

Leinster: Munster are lookin strong.

IRFU: *leans forward, inhales deeply and fumbles around for their phone*
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Russ wrote:With Janny still undergoing Himmy Protocols, we may have a chance in Dublin
If himmy protocols means resting 6 of their backrow forwards then yes we have a chance.
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jean valjean wrote:
Russ wrote:With Janny still undergoing Himmy Protocols, we may have a chance in Dublin
If himmy protocols means resting 6 of their backrow forwards then yes we have a chance.
Well sob has done a luke fitzwank so that's one down
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Russ wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Russ wrote:With Janny still undergoing Himmy Protocols, we may have a chance in Dublin
Wise words Russ.
I'm really worried about his himmy

Did anyone see George North hurt him Himmy at the weekend abd get sent out to keep playing?
His Himmy Assessment Questions must be 2+2 and who is the coach of Wales, all whilst there is a picture of 4 Gatlands on the wall
Did you see North's (obviously Northampton PR dept penned) tweet afterwards saying he was never unconscious but thought he had a neck injury so lay completely still. Didn't even do that thing everyone does where they wiggle their fingers and toes. Didn't even fancy risking a few blinks.
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Deraless wrote:
Russ wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Russ wrote:With Janny still undergoing Himmy Protocols, we may have a chance in Dublin
Wise words Russ.
I'm really worried about his himmy

Did anyone see George North hurt him Himmy at the weekend abd get sent out to keep playing?
His Himmy Assessment Questions must be 2+2 and who is the coach of Wales, all whilst there is a picture of 4 Gatlands on the wall
Did you see North's (obviously Northampton PR dept penned) tweet afterwards saying he was never unconscious but thought he had a neck injury so lay completely still. Didn't even do that thing everyone does where they wiggle their fingers and toes. Didn't even fancy risking a few blinks.
It was one of the most disgusting things ever
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Russ wrote:
Deraless wrote:
Russ wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Russ wrote:With Janny still undergoing Himmy Protocols, we may have a chance in Dublin
Wise words Russ.
I'm really worried about his himmy

Did anyone see George North hurt him Himmy at the weekend abd get sent out to keep playing?
His Himmy Assessment Questions must be 2+2 and who is the coach of Wales, all whilst there is a picture of 4 Gatlands on the wall
Did you see North's (obviously Northampton PR dept penned) tweet afterwards saying he was never unconscious but thought he had a neck injury so lay completely still. Didn't even do that thing everyone does where they wiggle their fingers and toes. Didn't even fancy risking a few blinks.
It was one of the most disgusting things ever
Either he was out cold or was he faking it to attempt a red card ?
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On the subject of Hooray Henrys my fave Leinster away happening took place at Donnybrook about 10 years ago. Immediately upon the half time whistle I heard a pop and turned round to the 2 fellas behind who were pouring a bottle of Moët into 2 proper glass champagne flutes.

Eventsec would have had a blue fit.
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Deraless wrote:On the subject of Hooray Henrys my fave Leinster away happening took place at Donnybrook about 10 years ago. Immediately upon the half time whistle I heard a pop and turned round to the 2 fellas behind who were pouring a bottle of Moët into 2 proper glass champagne flutes.

Eventsec would have had a blue fit.
Upon reading this Logan puts out a tender for a champagne bar
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Also has been one introduced recently in the bar but looks a bit uncouth as I think the champers is from a tap not the bottle. How vulgar.
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Deraless wrote:Also has been one introduced recently in the bar but looks a bit uncouth as I think the champers is from a tap not the bottle. How vulgar.
Low grade Prosecco sold at premium grade price
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Rooster wrote:
Deraless wrote:Also has been one introduced recently in the bar but looks a bit uncouth as I think the champers is from a tap not the bottle. How vulgar.
Low grade Prosecco sold at premium grade price
It's our "mission statement".
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