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Deraless wrote:Cation #1: I've just lost an electron.
Cation #2: Are you sure?
Cation #1: I'm positive.
Was positive even before it lost an electron.

Both of them are.

Cheap Chinese viagra looking more likely ..... just sayin'
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The first time there has been some positivity on this forum in months and we bring up a thread from a year ago to moan about people complaining from last year.

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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Deraless wrote:Cation #1: I've just lost an electron.
Cation #2: Are you sure?
Cation #1: I'm positive.
Was positive even before it lost an electron.

Both of them are.

Cheap Chinese viagra looking more likely ..... just sayin'
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Atom: I am about to lose an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Cation (having changed his name by deed poll from Atom, and lost an electron): I'm now positive.
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Deraless wrote:Atom: I am about to lose an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Cation (having changed his name by deed poll from Atom, and lost an electron): I'm now positive.
:cheers:
Brilliant! Hilarious! Who writes your material? :lol:

:thumright: Great stuff.
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Deraless wrote:Atom: I am about to lose an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Cation (having changed his name by deed poll from Atom, and lost an electron): I'm now positive.
Deramore: I am about to lose a couple of electrons.
Steve: Are you sure?
Deraless(having changed his name by deed poll from Deramore, and lost some electrons): NO! I'm not positive at all.
Steve: Allow me to introduce you to Rumn. He knows all about negativity and pessimism. Your new name could be a synonym for both of those.
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Schrödinger's cat: I've lost an electron
Steve: Are you sure?
Schrödinger's cat: Maybe
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Re: December

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Occam's razor: I've lost an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Occam's razor: Most likely.
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Pavlov's dog: I'm fcuking starving
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What's Ferris doing hanging around with all these atoms and cats and razors?
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Les Kiss: I've lost an elctron
Jonno: Are you sure?
Les Kiss: It's all right I'll play Tommy there.
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RK: I've got an erection
JS: I know
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Re: December

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Alois Alzheimer: I've lost an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Alois Alzheimer: ...I've lost an electron.


(for clarification I am aware Alzheimer described the first case rather than suffering from the condition...Grumpy lol)
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Donald Trump: I've lost an electron
Steve: Are you positive?
Donald Trump: I'm positive it's fake news - I won the electron college vote.
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Ohh good holy dog. I’ll have to stop reading this shyte while sitting on the porcelain.
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