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Cap'n Grumpy
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by Cap'n Grumpy » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:44 pm
Deraless wrote: Cation #1: I've just lost an electron.
Cation #2: Are you sure?
Cation #1: I'm positive.
Was positive even before it lost an electron.
Both of them are.
Cheap Chinese viagra looking more likely ..... just sayin'
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I'm just explaining why I'm right
Dave
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by Dave » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:46 pm
The first time there has been some positivity on this forum in months and we bring up a thread from a year ago to moan about people complaining from last year.
#classicUAFC
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Deraless
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by Deraless » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:55 pm
Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Deraless wrote: Cation #1: I've just lost an electron.
Cation #2: Are you sure?
Cation #1: I'm positive.
Was positive even before it lost an electron.
Both of them are.
Cheap Chinese viagra looking more likely ..... just sayin'
I have no jokes about nitpicking.
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by Deraless » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:59 pm
Atom: I am about to lose an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Cation (having changed his name by deed poll from Atom, and lost an electron): I'm now positive.
Never wrestle with a pig. You end up covered in muck and the pig loves it.
Cap'n Grumpy
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by Cap'n Grumpy » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:02 am
Deraless wrote: Atom: I am about to lose an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Cation (having changed his name by deed poll from Atom, and lost an electron): I'm now positive.
Brilliant! Hilarious! Who writes your material?
Great stuff.
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Cap'n Grumpy
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by Cap'n Grumpy » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:06 am
Deraless wrote: Atom: I am about to lose an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Cation (having changed his name by deed poll from Atom, and lost an electron): I'm now positive.
Deramore: I am about to lose a couple of electrons.
Steve: Are you sure?
Deraless(having changed his name by deed poll from Deramore, and lost some electrons): NO! I'm not positive at all.
Steve: Allow me to introduce you to Rumn. He knows all about negativity and pessimism. Your new name could be a synonym for both of those.
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by Cornerfleg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:26 am
Schrödinger's cat: I've lost an electron
Steve: Are you sure?
Schrödinger's cat: Maybe
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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by Deraless » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:38 pm
Occam's razor: I've lost an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Occam's razor: Most likely.
Never wrestle with a pig. You end up covered in muck and the pig loves it.
Dave
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by Dave » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:43 pm
Pavlov's dog: I'm fcuking starving
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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by therealspratt » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:43 pm
What's Ferris doing hanging around with all these atoms and cats and razors?
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by Cornerfleg » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:53 pm
Les Kiss: I've lost an elctron
Jonno: Are you sure?
Les Kiss: It's all right I'll play Tommy there.
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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by Dave » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:55 pm
RK: I've got an erection
JS: I know
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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by Deraless » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:34 pm
Alois Alzheimer: I've lost an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Alois Alzheimer: ...I've lost an electron.
(for clarification I am aware Alzheimer described the first case rather than suffering from the condition...Grumpy lol)
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Cap'n Grumpy
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by Cap'n Grumpy » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:58 pm
Donald Trump: I've lost an electron
Steve: Are you positive?
Donald Trump: I'm positive it's fake news - I won the electron college vote.
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by Tender » Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:50 pm
Ohh good holy dog. I’ll have to stop reading this shyte while sitting on the porcelain.
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