December

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Dave
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Tender wrote:Ohh good holy dog. I’ll have to stop reading this shyte while sitting on the porcelain.
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Deraless wrote:Alois Alzheimer: I've lost an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Alois Alzheimer: ...I've lost an electron.


(for clarification I am aware Alzheimer described the first case rather than suffering from the condition...Grumpy lol)
Surely for the purposes of satire the response should have been'

"I may have lost an electron but at least I haven't lost an electron."
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I've heard of reading tea leaves but reading shyte is a new one on me.
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As a long time member of UAFC you’ve been reading it for years
Believe me


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Kiss in panto at the opera house with Julian Simmons?
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Deraless wrote:Alois Alzheimer: I've lost an electron.
Steve: Are you sure?
Alois Alzheimer: ...I've lost an electron.


(for clarification I am aware Alzheimer described the first case rather than suffering from the condition...Grumpy lol)
Highly unlikely he described the first case; he is however credited as the first to describe a case. [disappointingly slow, Grumpy]
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