Ulster v "The best backline in Europe"

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Pleasantly surprised that our Scarlets contributor hasn't sauntered over for a pre-match slabbering match about the Friday night fixture yet .

I would've thought he'd have bitten on the best back line in Europe piece at least .

Looking forward to seeing Jacko and Hendy back tomorrow night
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There's a rumour that during a recent squad poker session a well known player cheated and took big winnings from the Chief Inspector before losing it all in the very next hand to Wee Marshy.

It was a case of robbing Peter to pay Paul.
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Deraless wrote:There's a rumour that during a recent squad poker session a well known player cheated and took big winnings from the Chief Inspector before losing it all in the very next hand to Wee Marshy.

It was a case of robbing Peter to pay Paul.

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justinr73 wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:Has Chief Inspector Browne been promoted again ... ? Fair enough like but I missed the memo.
Nah, I acted swiftly when he began to look better than useless and he went straight from Ruck Inspector Braan to Chief Super, aka 2 Metre Peter.

N.B.I usually prefer to append my own creations to players as appellations or monikers, but 2 Metre Peter tickles me. :thumleft:
My pleasure Baggy although fairly keen fans of another sport (or someone with access to an internet search engine) will know where I got it from!
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Cornerfleg wrote:
Deraless wrote:There's a rumour that during a recent squad poker session a well known player cheated and took big winnings from the Chief Inspector before losing it all in the very next hand to Wee Marshy.

It was a case of robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Image

FLEG ON PLAY ... FLEG ON PLAY!


That's your written and final warning ... everyone is entitled to one slip up and a bye ball ... and that was yours!
But any more of that sort of thing and there'll be a posse outside yer door with pitch forks faster than Mr Quinnie up the stairs on a Friday evening after 2 tins of McEwans, and a "Yo Ho I'm waiting" from the bedroom
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Looks like it could be a Grenoble shirt.
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therealspratt wrote:Looks like it could be a Grenoble shirt.
I was thinking something else.
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We're playing BT?

That shirt is typical welsh chav btw. Should sell well
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Q Radio, Mi Casa Bar Bus and music from Matty Rea

Stephen Clements and the Q Radio Street Team will be providing the soundtrack to your Friday evening at Kingspan Stadium. Our brand new bar bus will be located in the Food Village and you can also catch local musician Matty Rea in the Clubhouse Bar from 6pm, at half time and after the game.


Definitely a marquee player :lol:
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Deraless wrote:There's a rumour that during a recent squad poker session a well known player cheated and took big winnings from the Chief Inspector before losing it all in the very next hand to Wee Marshy.

It was a case of robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Most amusing Dearie, sadly it falls down on personnel. Nobody will get me to believe wee-p would gamble on "The Devil's Cards".

Still, a well spun yarn which draws 5 gulders. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Deraless wrote:There's a rumour that during a recent squad poker session a well known player cheated and took big winnings from the Chief Inspector before losing it all in the very next hand to Wee Marshy.

It was a case of robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Most amusing Dearie, sadly it falls down on personnel. Nobody will get me to believe wee-p would gamble on "The Devil's Cards".

Still, a well spun yarn which draws 5 gulders. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wee Woman wrote:Pleasantly surprised that our Scarlets contributor hasn't sauntered over for a pre-match slabbering match about the Friday night fixture yet Image.

I would've thought he'd have bitten on the best back line in Europe piece at least Image.

Looking forward to seeing Jacko and Hendy back tomorrow night Image
Well WW, there is that gowl who likes a whinge but then, rather like the player, I rather liked Liam Williams, he wasn't a gurning sheepworrier, seemed a decent lad. I'd have welcomed him with open arms as I do most/all non-gowlbegs.

We appear to have driven away many ex-visitors like our Scots-dwelling Tigers fan. I blamed LKOTP for that, he is a fine man in real life but was most intolerant of the poor Tiger. Did I ever mention that it surprised me that late in life I quite like the Tigers fans? :D
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big mervyn wrote:Q Radio, Mi Casa Bar Bus and music from Matty Rea

Stephen Clements and the Q Radio Street Team will be providing the soundtrack to your Friday evening at Kingspan Stadium. Our brand new bar bus will be located in the Food Village and you can also catch local musician Matty Rea in the Clubhouse Bar from 6pm, at half time and after the game.


Definitely a marquee player Image
Stephen clements who claims UR fans are cyber bullying him over his horrendous performances to date?
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