Charles Piutau

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bazzaj wrote:Hairy J is my new hero.
HJ I have to ask what ploys would you use to break down the Saracens defence?
Assuming you are who you claim to be.
I wouldn't wash for a week and would run around with my arms up and my oxters exposed.

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Ah pish he's clearly wearing black and yellow stripey undercrackers. I'd say he could still end up playing for Wasps next year.
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Is it actually Charles or have they photoshopped his head onto a photo of big Nick?
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Has he definitely signed a contract yet? Is he definitely coming?
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Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
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Dave wrote:Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.

He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM

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HairyJ wrote:
Dave wrote:Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.

He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM

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Yeah plus I can't see his feet, has he actually got feet?
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Dave wrote:
HairyJ wrote:
Dave wrote:Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.

He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM

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Yeah plus I can't see his feet, has he actually got feet?
He has one foot and one talon, affects his kicking game but he no longer has stray cats pishing on his window boxes

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HairyJ wrote:
Dave wrote:
HairyJ wrote:
Dave wrote:Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.

He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM

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Yeah plus I can't see his feet, has he actually got feet?
He has one foot and one talon, affects his kicking game but he no longer has stray cats pishing on his window boxes

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Terminate his contract.
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Is he on TV?
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Cornerfleg wrote:Is he on TV?
Has he got one? Doesn't sound committed.

What about a fridge? Can Damo sort him out?
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I hear Clive watches the fridge in the off season.
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Cornerfleg wrote:I hear Clive watches the fridge in the off season.
His home setup involves multiple fridges and a cat flap for pizza delivery and beer on tap...

We are fecking amateurs
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HairyJ wrote: I wouldn't wash for a week and would run around with my arms up and my oxters exposed.

Voila. Gasps everywhere.

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Cornerfleg wrote:Is he on TV?
Yes, but you can't see that because the bottom of the photo was cropped off.

It's a lot harder to be on TV these days, wot with them being so thin now, but I like the look of Charlie's natural balance. :thumleft:
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