Talk about the men in white, and everything Ulster!!
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HairyJ
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by HairyJ » Fri May 27, 2016 9:45 pm
bazzaj wrote: Hairy J is my new hero.
HJ I have to ask what ploys would you use to break down the Saracens defence?
Assuming you are who you claim to be.
I wouldn't wash for a week and would run around with my arms up and my oxters exposed.
Voila. Gaps everywhere.
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Deraless
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by Deraless » Fri May 27, 2016 10:44 pm
Ah pish he's clearly wearing black and yellow stripey undercrackers. I'd say he could still end up playing for Wasps next year.
Never wrestle with a pig. You end up covered in muck and the pig loves it.
Joe Schmo
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by Joe Schmo » Fri May 27, 2016 11:17 pm
Is it actually Charles or have they photoshopped his head onto a photo of big Nick?
Bart S
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by Bart S » Sat May 28, 2016 12:03 am
Has he definitely signed a contract yet? Is he definitely coming?
Dave
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by Dave » Sat May 28, 2016 12:06 am
Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
HairyJ
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by HairyJ » Sat May 28, 2016 10:21 am
Dave wrote: Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.
He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM
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Dave
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by Dave » Sat May 28, 2016 10:33 am
HairyJ wrote: Dave wrote: Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.
He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM
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Yeah plus I can't see his feet, has he actually got feet?
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
HairyJ
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by HairyJ » Sat May 28, 2016 10:36 am
Dave wrote: HairyJ wrote: Dave wrote: Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.
He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM
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Yeah plus I can't see his feet, has he actually got feet?
He has one foot and one talon, affects his kicking game but he no longer has stray cats pishing on his window boxes
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Dave
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by Dave » Sat May 28, 2016 10:37 am
HairyJ wrote: Dave wrote: HairyJ wrote: Dave wrote: Looks as if he is limping in the photo...
I can tell you that, with my trained eye, he has got 2 ACL ruptures in the same leg.
He looks like he's actually struggling to #SUFTUM
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Yeah plus I can't see his feet, has he actually got feet?
He has one foot and one talon, affects his kicking game but he no longer has stray cats pishing on his window boxes
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Terminate his contract.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
Cornerfleg
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by Cornerfleg » Sat May 28, 2016 10:39 am
Is he on TV?
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
Dave
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by Dave » Sat May 28, 2016 10:42 am
Cornerfleg wrote: Is he on TV?
Has he got one? Doesn't sound committed.
What about a fridge? Can Damo sort him out?
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Cornerfleg
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by Cornerfleg » Sat May 28, 2016 10:46 am
I hear Clive watches the fridge in the off season.
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
Dave
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by Dave » Sat May 28, 2016 10:50 am
Cornerfleg wrote: I hear Clive watches the fridge in the off season.
His home setup involves multiple fridges and a cat flap for pizza delivery and beer on tap...
We are fecking amateurs
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BR
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by BR » Sat May 28, 2016 11:20 am
HairyJ wrote:
I wouldn't wash for a week and would run around with my arms up and my oxters exposed.
Voila. Gasps everywhere.
Fixed
Cap'n Grumpy
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by Cap'n Grumpy » Sat May 28, 2016 11:26 am
Cornerfleg wrote: Is he on TV?
Yes, but you can't see that because the bottom of the photo was cropped off.
It's a lot harder to be on TV these days, wot with them being so thin now, but I like the look of Charlie's natural balance.
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right