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Audley Harrison. He is 31 years old. He'll be 33 come the autumn. :cheers:
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The old favourite.....'the crowd'll tell ye'
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dublane wrote:Numerous mentions of methodist college.

Numerous mentions of players famous relatives, whether they played darts or herded sheep. no feat too small.

Once compared nick williams to an octopus.

Mccomish as an out half.

DH and MA as looking grim faced and unimpressed, in the stand.

Likes to draw attention to the silence before a kick.

Andrew Trimble- the Coleraine inst man.

Numerous mentions of the schools cup.

All in all- i believe gusher to be the hugo duncan of rugby commentary
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My all time favourite was when we hammered Munster at Thomond a few seasons back,
"There goes Paul Marshall! Scampering up the touch line like a demented ferret!!"

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He's called beagle a few gas ones. I can think of him calling p a cheeky little rascal or maybe a wee whipper snapper or possibly both.
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'Nick Williams in danger of squashing well just about everybody'
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Re: Nick Williams 'he's a mountain on wheels really'
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Dave wrote:He's called beagle a few gas ones. I can think of him calling p a cheeky little rascal or maybe a wee whipper snapper or possibly both.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D70z6D2QDGI

"Paul Marshall, cheeky little rascal has sneaked in!"
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Why's he called gusher.
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Kofi Annan wrote:Why's he called gusher.
You're kiddin' aren't you?
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Absolutely pissing myself laughing at these!
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Russ wrote:Absolutely pissing myself laughing at these!
Don't remember his saying that one !
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stickinout wrote:
Kofi Annan wrote:Why's he called gusher.
You're kiddin' aren't you?
Okay, go , share it. Did you also know he coached a team in Ulster.
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ColinM wrote:"theres Paul O'Connell watching on with none other than one Peter Clohessy, the only man who can leave his car unlocked anywhere he likes in Limerick"
That was a great old one from the time Claw stamped - rightly so :stir: - on Olivier Roumat's head. No one would dare nick Claw's motor.

Was in Willie Sexton's pub one night and Claw danders in (ignoring his Da's edict) looking regal in his Armani suit. My brother asked him did he mean to get Roumat's head, Claw looked amazed and said "Course I feckin'did."
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stickinout wrote:
Kofi Annan wrote:Why's he called gusher.
You're kiddin' aren't you?

Still waiting, come on man hurry up >clapping >clapping >clapping
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