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Postby Russ » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:13 pm

As it's the start of the week, and Gusher is always good for a laugh, what are our favourite Gusherasms?

One from Friday night

"wonderful sidestep by the silky prop"

A Gusherasm is when Gusher has an orgasm on the air. These often range from knowing the educational history of all players in time, to talking about an outrageous offload. Jim is good for at least 5 Gusherasms a match

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Re: Gusherasms

Postby Cornerfleg » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:21 pm

We should make this thread a sticky and add as many Gusherasms as we hear. Now that I'm on the look out for them.
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Postby pip14 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:34 pm

"Bowe gathers, Bowe gathers, BOWE GATHERS!!! They're not gonna get the Ulsterman! Holyyyyyyyyyyy God in Heaven, what a try by Tommy Bowe! :D
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Postby ColinM » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:36 pm

Wheeled out 10 or 15 times per international match in the nineties:

'This is desperate Irish defence'
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Postby AyeYerMa » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:29 pm

Losing all effect 'cos I don't remember the name involved and in fact because it wasn't Gusher but Fullerton.

Five-a-side tournament about 15 years ago "And xxxxxx shows us again what a world-class striker he is". As some Irish league hopeful popped one in from one end of the sports hall to other.
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Postby UlsterNo9 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:34 pm

Can anyone remember the quote about Stephen Ferris after he scored last season against one of the Italian teams, he described Ferris like a train either without a station or had missed his station?

Would love the exact quote if anyone can remember. It was up there, clearly one he had had in the bank for while.
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Postby Jackie Brown » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:39 pm

I think it was against Llanelli at home, may have been Constable came out with that one.
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Postby WhiteKnightoftheWeld » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:44 pm

"Well, some idiot has just shouted 'Get in the Hole', this is Ravenhill this isn't Celtic Manor!"
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Postby breakdown » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:18 pm

Gusher covering Olympic boxing was also quite funny :lol:
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Postby pip14 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:52 pm

Cardiff vs Ulster when Nick tried an offload which didn't come off
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Postby Scranner » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:34 pm

Just out of interest, Russ. Is there any significance in the picture of a young Gusher in Dervock of all places?
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Re: Gusherasms

Postby Russ » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:39 pm

Scranner wrote:Just out of interest, Russ. Is there any significance in the picture of a young Gusher in Dervock of all places?


As when "Pienaar lands his box kick on a 6pence" is mentioned for the 8th time in the opening 6 minutes, this being the only line Gusher can recite post box kick other than, "looks like it's gone a wee touch too far", this was the only picture of Gusher in the "large" section of google images, and as large is the key size needed for internet forum banter, it was deemed necessary to place young gusher of Dervock in the thread, just like "Paddy Wallace, formerly of Campbell College" is trotted out at every opportunity by big Jim
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Postby shamalicious » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:22 pm

Not sure if this counts; it's probably more "doing a Gusher" than a Gusherasm but did anyone hear him try to find the words for contact lenses? "Those things you put in your eyes..."

That and constantly confusing our blonde-haired players with one another.
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Re: Gusherasms

Postby Russ » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:27 pm

shamalicious wrote:Not sure if this counts; it's probably more "doing a Gusher" than a Gusherasm but did anyone hear him try to find the words for contact lenses? "Those things you put in your eyes..."

That and constantly confusing our blonde-haired players with one another.


It's Paul Marshall with Luke that gets me, he is forever saying Paddy Jackson passes to Paul Marshall.

The forwards size is always brought into question also, always "big Neill McComb" "big John Afoa"

Chris Henry and Roger Wilson are the same person to Gusher
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Postby ColinM » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:33 pm

shamalicious wrote:Not sure if this counts; it's probably more "doing a Gusher" than a Gusherasm but did anyone hear him try to find the words for contact lenses? "Those things you put in your eyes..."

That and constantly confusing our blonde-haired players with one another.



'Tom Court's down injured, it seems to be a....oh no wait its just a problem with his....eh...those things you stick in your eyes when you can't see properly"
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