Ulster Squad 2018/19

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Rooster wrote:Don't bet on it, if they thought there was a chance
What were you doing on your knees in the night club?

I was praying, m'lud.
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Dave wrote:
Rooster wrote:Don't bet on it, if they thought there was a chance
What were you doing on your knees in the night club?

I was praying, m'lud.
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Thank you Baggy.

As well as the second row, we are also looking a little short in the prayer room all of a sudden.

Are we allowed a biblical joker?

We’ll need all the help we can get on Saturday.
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He can walk on water so he'd probably be OK on a wet January night with a wet ball.

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I reckon Moses could create a gap in even the most well-drilled defensive line.
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The way things have gone for Ulster in recent years, we need Lazarus on the coaching ticket.

A few lads like Abraham who would sacrifice anything to play for Ulster, notarized by Bobby Zimmerman thus: God said to Abraham, kill me a son, Abe said: "Man, you must be putting me on." God said: "No." Abe said: "What?" God said: "You can do what you want Abe but, next you see me comin' better run, Well, Abe said, "Where d'you want this killin' done?" God said, "Out on Highway 61"

Not sure about Noah ......... suppose whatever floats yer boat.

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Ahem....Gibbes!
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
justinr73 wrote:
Thank you Baggy.

As well as the second row, we are also looking a little short in the prayer room all of a sudden.

Are we allowed a biblical joker?

We’ll need all the help we can get on Saturday.
Jesus, not sure how tall he was, might be a liability in the lineout, but we all have our crosses to carry. Might prove to be nailed on. I think once you get him up there he's shown he can hang around for ages and after three days recovery he's good as new.
He needs a good Cave to get up to speed again.......
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He was no good as a goalie because he couldn't deal with crosses very well.
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Dave wrote:He was no good as a goalie because he couldn't deal with crosses very well.
Nailed it. Side splitting....... :cheers:
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Dave wrote:Pete Browne is retiring on medical advice.
A shame, a top bloke and much better player than Gibbes gave him credit for.

Concussion is becoming a real curse and the move to lower tackles is welcome

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big mervyn wrote:
nonplussed wrote:
Dave wrote:Pete Browne is retiring on medical advice.
A shame, a top bloke and much better player than Gibbes gave him credit for.

Concussion is becoming a real curse and the move to lower tackles is welcome

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Dave wrote:He was no good as a goalie because he couldn't deal with crosses very well.
That's not 100% Dave, when I was playing in the televised match of Satan's Devils v Heavens Best, the commentator, said: Jesus saves................ but Baggy tucks away the rebound.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Dave wrote:He was no good as a goalie because he couldn't deal with crosses very well.
That's not 100% Dave, when I was playing in the televised match of Satan's Devils v Heavens Best, the commentator, said: Jesus saves................ but Baggy tucks away the rebound.
I don't know, I've heard of a few things slipping through his hands.
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