The UAFC

Ive always felt we should have kept Bill Johnson ... After last night's highlights reel... I felt moved to document it.

Dave wrote: ↑Wed Feb 10, 2021 9:53 pm I still think they make bread.

So do I Dave ... do you use a White or a Brown loaf to insulate your loft? I find a Barnbrack for cavity walls the best.

You still reading that shat Captain? ... The Ignore button is the AstraZeneca of the Rumvid-19 virus ... It's 100% effective and bullet proof from ruining your day trying to understand it, like Trump he'll just eventually go away up his own jaxy. Use the Ignore vax Grumps, if you got 80% on ignore h...

What an honour to have Janny Sexton giving his input on this forum...

Mick Hucknel was brilliant. But Andrew was outstanding.

Its a real shame that old guy Cooney wasnt Irish... I bet D4 would love to have a quality 9 like that to help fix the majestic turd thats festering with ancient Janny's boys rugby.

Or bring the Sharks/Bulls/Lions in and we can fight for promotion!!!!

Alister Scott wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:10 pm

UlsterNo9 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:05 pm We beat Ebbw Vale 61-28 away in one of our better Heineken Cup campaigns name the year

Years have names???

I have no idea what 1998's name was.

Well 2020 will have a name but it will be censored here...

It was Marcel against mere mortals... Just delighted we kept the pressure and tempo up. Get the TBP in the first half and then copy Leinster... But Coetzee was a different gravy ... Amidst our offerings of mediocrity, weve had the privilege of watching Ruan and Marcel live in an Ulster Shirt in a li...

I can understand there’s no fans so KO times can be moved about but a 6pm KO on a weeknight for 2 UK teams is fecking stupid. What’s wrong with a usual 7:45 or 8pm KO. Maybe the geniuses we used to see arranging days and times for the old Ravens/A games (i.e. 3:42 am Tuesday mornings) have been giv...

solidarity wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 2:20 pm Anybody know why Dragons rarely contested a lineout?

Practising Social Distancing - jolly nice of them!

I thought our defensive line speed was excellent, 12/13 very solid on an umbrella defence - this time! ... its great to have props like EOS fast enough and keen enough to shoot the line regularly - he has some engine that young lad.

My observations would consist of starting with ... good win, BP in beg - job done. However - I have to say Dragons were utterly pants ... no pressure with line speed, we found it relatively easy to get the ball to 13 channel without much pressure. Therefore a win was never going to be an issue. I'd ...

The way infection rates are going, granny might need to bring her boots and get to see her grandchildren as out half.

Has anyone ever considered the possibility .... that using a 20 watt PA in Swansea to pump out a crowd noise of some description and thus a smidgen of atmosphere ... put the Ospreys into a tailspin and they spent 80 minutes distracted wondering what on earth that sound was?

You sure he wasn't talking about Janny?????