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Spot on Clive

Humphreys was there too as I stated

Stormont Hotel. Poor photography for sure but I was trying to get the guy on the right at this point (think it could well be Van der Merwe). Didn't realise it was Hogg until he got up from the table.

Best I could manage but it was definitely Hogg with his back to the camera. I was stood ten foot away from him face to face.

No idea how to Russ. Payne to 13 looking likely.

Does he have a Scottish accent? I did take a sneaky photo but it only shows the back of his head.

Absolute truth

Russ was spot on. Couldn't believe it when he turned around and I saw who it was. Obviously I can't say that he has signed but they were at least negotiating.

It would appear so

Didn't like to look too close. The lion seemed a bit wary.

Just saw a strange thing in a restaurant. A cowboy, a doctor and a lion cub sharing a meal.

BaggyTrousers wrote:Wonder will anybody interesting be released by Joe this week?

Englebert Humperdink?

Something else to inspire Saracens

Carlsberg don't make embarrassing promo videos. But if they did, they would probably headhunt someone from Ulster Rugby Marketing.

Paul Hogan to appear in QF promo

"that's not a fez. This is a Fez"

Some wonderfully accurate reporting from Sky Sports Ulster star Boss was man-of-the-match in Ireland Wolfhounds' victory over England Saxons at Kingsholm last weekend. Assistant coach Isaac Boss: "We've called Isaac in for the session this morning because Eoin has a slight problem with his calf.